Battle of the Bulge: David vs. Alex Despatie

Who's got the bigger bulge? Canadian diver Alex Despatie?

Or British football hero, David Beckham?
Huh, what kinda question is that? They have to stand beside each other before we can really say. And last time I looked David is in the Forbes Celebrity 100 while Alex is not even mentioned.

I must say however that neither Alex nor David can compete with Michael Biserta's impressive bulge.